The chemistry professor had the most deadpan black humor ever. His class was the smallest, by the numbers. It went something like this.
Honored guests, I have the honor of transfering these golden diplomas on the class of 1968. I notice the list is smaller than for my colleagues. I hope that is because the people are on vacation, and not because of the shorter life expectancy for chemists. My first candidate is Ms. Bladiblah. (who we notice is sitting in the front row, blind, with a helper) After graduation, she started work at Dudad company, where she stopped after 3 years, due to intense injury after an accident.
After a long stressful gig (8:30 - 5:30) Barbara and I unwound with some computer work and drinks.
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I got to the opera just in time to watch the performance of Midsummer Night's Dream, and took Theodore home afterwards. He was so tired, and he has another performance tomorrow too. Poor thing.
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